zooeyclairedeschahell: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary
trapical: to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
au-rev0ir: “you either like me or you don’t. it took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself; i don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.” -daniel franzese
introspective-: graveyardexplorers: sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on the internet Lmfao
I could never cheat in a relationship.
WHY? Because if I spent so much time trying to win over that person’s heart & make them feel like everything I ever wanted in life, why would I trick myself into believing the next thing available is worth losing everything? If you feel like you different from everyone else, why would you put yourself in the category of being cliche. Don’t cheat it’s not cool.
superwhowhedonfighter: you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days